Privacy

Last updated 20 August 2026. This is short because the site genuinely does very little.

No cookies, no analytics, no trackers

This site sets no cookies. It stores nothing in your browser. It runs no analytics, no advertising scripts and no third party tags of any kind. There is no consent banner here because there is nothing to consent to.

The typefaces are served from this domain rather than a font CDN, specifically so that loading a page does not hand your IP address to anybody else.

There are no accounts

You cannot sign up, and you are never asked for a name, an email address or a payment method. Nothing you do here is tied to an identity, because there is no identity to tie it to.

What is kept, and for how long

What	Where	How long
The address you submitted, and the review written about it	A file on the server	Seven days, or until you delete it — whichever comes first. A review published to the specials board is kept while it is there.
Screenshots of the reviewed page, when that feature is on	A file on the server	Seven days
Your IP address, used only to enforce the hourly limit	Memory only. It is never written to disk, and it is discarded within the hour or when the server restarts, whichever is sooner.	Under an hour
Counts of how many reviews were run today	A file on the server	Reset daily. Numbers only — no addresses, no IPs.

What leaves this server

Two things, and only when a review is being written:

The page being reviewed is fetched from wherever it lives, using a user agent that identifies this tool honestly. That site's own logs will show the visit.
The measurements and the quoted text are sent to a language model (currently Google's Gemini) so it can write the jokes. Your IP address is not sent with them, and nothing that identifies you is, because nothing that identifies you exists.
When a review is shared, a screenshot service is asked to photograph the share card. It receives the address of that card and nothing else.

The honest caveat

This site runs on hosting behind a CDN, and both keep their own access logs in the ordinary way a web server does — including IP addresses — outside the control of the code described above. That is true of essentially every website, and it is mentioned here because a privacy page that quietly omitted it would be doing the thing this one is trying not to do.

Getting something removed

Every review has a takedown link in its footer. It deletes the review immediately, with no confirmation step and nothing kept, and can block your domain from being reviewed here again. Since nothing is stored against a person, that link is the whole of what there is to erase.