Drop a URL. Our chef reads every word on your homepage, looks at the actual page, and files a review you probably deserve. Then rewrites your headline for free, because we are not monsters.
Please roast your own site. No website yet? Chef Zero knows people who build them. Only a bright idea? He will roast that just as rudely.
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Free. No account. We roast the website, never the person who built it. Reviews are private unless you choose to publish one.
Reviews their owners chose to make public. Tap one to read the damage without typing anything, or see the whole board.
Measured on the page, not guessed. The score comes from these. The jokes come after.
Same business. Same offer. Three lines, rewritten in front of you.
Put your site next to a competitor and let the chef pick a winner. One score each, one reason, one card you can send to your boss.